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Ghosts, Werewolves and Zombies—Oh My! A Colle...
Ghosts, Werewolves and Zombies—Oh My! A Collection of Funny Short Stories Sarina Dorie
These stories contain randy vampires, naughty necromancers and ghouls who just want to have fun. This quirky collection gathers the funniest fantasy and weirdest paranormal stories written by award winning author, Sarina Dorie. Included in this book of treats are stories previously published in magazines such as:
Putting the Romance Back into Necromancy
Five Tips for Outsmarting Satan—and Your Students
Bite Me
Zombie Psychology
Night of the Living Deadcrumbs
A Ghost’s Guide to Haunting Humans
In all, there are seventeen tales to transport you to another world and tickle your funny bone.
Putting the Romance Back into Necromancy
Five Tips for Outsmarting Satan—and Your Students
Bite Me
Zombie Psychology
Night of the Living Deadcrumbs
A Ghost’s Guide to Haunting Humans
In all, there are seventeen tales to transport you to another world and tickle your funny bone.
Sarina Dorie's The Memory Thief is perhaps not all that probable, but a fun romp through an off-world steampunk romance with fascinatingly elaborate plotting.
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You can't beat a good witch story, and as a fan of them, this one rocks, and should be an essential part of your reading collection. Grab it today!
Just think if that was possible? This story has so much exciting potential when it comes to 'what-if' scenarios. Add the sci-fi element to a thrilling romance, I believe this book has every ingredient needed for a great book.
All the best.
I downloaded this book as something to read over my lunch break and completely fell in love! I found the characers so wonderful and believable. The world-building is just amazing! I definitely will be looking up the rest of the Womby's School for Wayward Witches books!
Mission Improbable
Mission Improbable J.J. Green
The galaxy is in crisis, and Carrie Hatchett is the last person on Earth who should be fixing it.
Carrie is a low-achieving daydreamer. After providing a good home for her butt-ugly dog and psychotic cat, her biggest challenge in life is to avoid being fired, again.
But a strange green mist sucks her beneath her kitchen sink, and an unusual clerical error leads to an offer she foolishly doesn’t refuse.
Mission Improbable is Book One in the light-hearted, fast-paced Carrie Hatchett Space Adventures series.
Carrie is a low-achieving daydreamer. After providing a good home for her butt-ugly dog and psychotic cat, her biggest challenge in life is to avoid being fired, again.
But a strange green mist sucks her beneath her kitchen sink, and an unusual clerical error leads to an offer she foolishly doesn’t refuse.
Mission Improbable is Book One in the light-hearted, fast-paced Carrie Hatchett Space Adventures series.
This is a funny book that is easy to read and has a brilliantly dysfunctional central character that I could really relate to.
Mother's Misfortune
Mother's Misfortune Cordelia Castel
Candide Perrault believes that she is the most elegant in the Seven Kingdoms. To finance her high-society lifestyle, she sells her step-daughter to a wife-killing ogre.
When the girl runs away, this triggers a string of unfortunate events that cause Candide to flee the very home she had stolen from Cendrilla.
Now, with a violent ogre after her blood and the constables wanting to arrest her, Candide must do the unthinkable in order to keep herself and her own daughters alive.
When the girl runs away, this triggers a string of unfortunate events that cause Candide to flee the very home she had stolen from Cendrilla.
Now, with a violent ogre after her blood and the constables wanting to arrest her, Candide must do the unthinkable in order to keep herself and her own daughters alive.
Ace Tucker Space Trucker (Preview)
Ace Tucker Space Trucker (Preview) James R. Tramontana
Can a dimwitted trucker, a Russian cyborg chimp, a KFC cashier and a talking Basset hound help Elvis Presley defeat an evil time-traveling alien hellbent on destroying the galaxy?
Ace Tucker is a man who was raised in outer space and taught how to be human by a Russian cyborg chimpanzee. Ace earns a living as a rock-and-roll roadie and cargo hauler for the greatest band in the galaxy, Mustache Supernova. His world is turned upside down the night he meets Elvis Presley, the very not-dead King of Rock ‘n’ Roll. When Ace saves Elvis from an alien assassin he must travel to Memphis, Tennessee to restore Presley’s health. But things are not what they seem at Elvis’s pastoral home, Graceland. There, Ace makes a discovery that has the power to shape the future (and potentially undo the past).
Ace Tucker is a man who was raised in outer space and taught how to be human by a Russian cyborg chimpanzee. Ace earns a living as a rock-and-roll roadie and cargo hauler for the greatest band in the galaxy, Mustache Supernova. His world is turned upside down the night he meets Elvis Presley, the very not-dead King of Rock ‘n’ Roll. When Ace saves Elvis from an alien assassin he must travel to Memphis, Tennessee to restore Presley’s health. But things are not what they seem at Elvis’s pastoral home, Graceland. There, Ace makes a discovery that has the power to shape the future (and potentially undo the past).
Now there's a cover that's designed to send me on my merry way to Valhalla! Great title, and an even better youtube unicorn death rock anthem. Keep up the brilliantly insane work.
I just love this cover! Great concept too. Can’t wait to get my hands on this book!
The Hinky Brass Bed
The Trash Tier Dungeon (Preview)
The Trash Tier Dungeon (Preview) Kaye Fairburn
For these two, getting along means life or death.
Minette, the lowest ranked sentient dungeon in Bellstrang, deserves her Trash Tier title. She's more interested in playing with her cats and having fun than being a proper dungeon.
Scorned by recent experiences, Arden the Dungeon Pixie doesn't have time for fun. The only thing she likes on her schedule is beheading her enemies.
Following a treacherous act against her last dungeon, the Overseer of Dungeons reassigns Arden to work with Minette. If she fails to lift Minette to the Overseer's standards within a month's time, he'll smite her.
Complicating things further is a revenge-seeking rogue who wants Arden dead.
Minette, the lowest ranked sentient dungeon in Bellstrang, deserves her Trash Tier title. She's more interested in playing with her cats and having fun than being a proper dungeon.
Scorned by recent experiences, Arden the Dungeon Pixie doesn't have time for fun. The only thing she likes on her schedule is beheading her enemies.
Following a treacherous act against her last dungeon, the Overseer of Dungeons reassigns Arden to work with Minette. If she fails to lift Minette to the Overseer's standards within a month's time, he'll smite her.
Complicating things further is a revenge-seeking rogue who wants Arden dead.
Hal Spacejock 1: A robot named Clunk
The Liar's Tales
See You in Hell
See You in Hell Demelza Carlton
The ultimate forbidden romance: when Lucifer falls for an angel. A match made in Heaven or Hell?
Melody Angel takes a job as a temp at the HELL Corporation. Surrounded by eternal bureaucracy gone mad, demons who love making life miserable, and dying for a decent coffee, it may take a miracle for Mel's mission to succeed. She must find out what evil plans Lucifer and his minions have in store and stop them, using any means necessary.
Adding trouble and temptation to Mel's job is Luce Iblis, the damnably hot CEO, who has set his smouldering eyes on the new office angel and he's determined to claim her, body and soul.
Can ultimate evil and angelic perfection escape a limbo of desire and find a paradise of their own?
Melody Angel takes a job as a temp at the HELL Corporation. Surrounded by eternal bureaucracy gone mad, demons who love making life miserable, and dying for a decent coffee, it may take a miracle for Mel's mission to succeed. She must find out what evil plans Lucifer and his minions have in store and stop them, using any means necessary.
Adding trouble and temptation to Mel's job is Luce Iblis, the damnably hot CEO, who has set his smouldering eyes on the new office angel and he's determined to claim her, body and soul.
Can ultimate evil and angelic perfection escape a limbo of desire and find a paradise of their own?
Rot: Origin of the Feces
Rot: Origin of the Feces Aidan J. Reid
Ray Jones isn't like other tooth fairies.
He curses too much. Enjoys snorting fairy dust. And recently, he's been tearing teeth out of kids mouths for profit.
He'll tell you it's because of The Rot. Then again, he'll tell you anything to avoid walking the plank.
This is his story.
[Part 1 of the ROT collection]
He curses too much. Enjoys snorting fairy dust. And recently, he's been tearing teeth out of kids mouths for profit.
He'll tell you it's because of The Rot. Then again, he'll tell you anything to avoid walking the plank.
This is his story.
[Part 1 of the ROT collection]
Super Secret Space Mission
Super Secret Space Mission Chris Lowry
When Dawes and Carver are mistaken for super soldiers after a wrong turn down a road that dead ends in a secret military base, they are shot into outer space to save the world from an invading alien race. Two bumblers are the only thing standing between a hostile takeover and the end of the world as we know it. What could go wrong?
Interesting plot!
This one is a very entertaining prequel, and if the rest of the series is done in the same way, I know I will enjoy it immensely.
Looks really intruiging! Escape from New York meets Zombieland! Lots of thrills!
It's easy to laugh and be entertained with this book. Great job, Chris!
I love this cover and premise. As a big zombie fan, this one looks good!
Wizard for Hire (Felix Freeman, Book 1)
Wizard for Hire (Felix Freeman, Book 1) Jack Simmonds
He is Felix Freeman: Thief. Outcast. Wizard.
Accused of a murder he did not commit...
And he is Will Norton, an ordinary man, down on his luck, moves into a house share in London, little does he know that in the attic lives a wizard.
The wizard, Felix Freeman, lives in a world that doesn't believe him. Now accused of a "murder by magic" in the vaults of an underground bank in central London, he must fight to prove his innocence.
Will Norton, caught between the police and the wizard, the only witness to the wizards innocence must help.
Through a death defying series of magical adventures across a backdrop of London locations, his ordinary life will change forever.
Accused of a murder he did not commit...
And he is Will Norton, an ordinary man, down on his luck, moves into a house share in London, little does he know that in the attic lives a wizard.
The wizard, Felix Freeman, lives in a world that doesn't believe him. Now accused of a "murder by magic" in the vaults of an underground bank in central London, he must fight to prove his innocence.
Will Norton, caught between the police and the wizard, the only witness to the wizards innocence must help.
Through a death defying series of magical adventures across a backdrop of London locations, his ordinary life will change forever.
Harry Potter ain't got s**t on Felix Freeman. The bad mans to end all bad mans, Felix means business. And business is good. Well, it's certainly better than Harry Potter's (because he's facing life in a retirement home now, and someone needs to step up.) A thrilling and hilarious journey through the streets of London.
Bend The Rules
Bend The Rules Susan Amanda Kelly
Everyone deserves a second chance and Mary Holmes, accountant extraordinaire, is determined to make the most of hers. Sure, she’d love to get her old life back - she used to be thin, well-dressed, engaged-to-be-married, on the corporate ladder and regularly bought three kinds of lettuce. Back then, she could afford the hair products needed to keep her hair sleek. But one unused wedding cake, a regrettable public safety incident and a teensy prison record later, her life goals have shrunk to being able to afford to eat regularly. To do that, she needs to make a success of her second chance… an accounting job with Vetruvious Security. However, murder and mayhem ensues when Mary is assigned to work with Crash Coolidge, an undercover operative trying to smash a truck cargo heist ring.
The Desolator
The Desolator Simon Haynes
A barbarian, a halfling and a cleric walk into a bar ... join Hurm, Runt and Father Mephistophiles as they struggle to save the hamlet of Yendour from a marauding dragon. A high fantasy parody from the author of the Hal Spacejock series.
A 5000 word short story originally published in Andromeda Spaceways #6
A 5000 word short story originally published in Andromeda Spaceways #6
Another great novel for those of us who enjoy seeing a strong female lead character set in a scifi mystery setting.
I'm reading this now and really enjoying it! Harriet is great fun! :)
A dark comedy of a young woman that pulls you into her desperate actions to become the only human police officer for an entire planet. Had me smiling and chuckling, especially at the comic relief of the over-powered and under-programmed robot companion. Sill reading away, stealing time to finish it...
I laughed my way through the whole book. Writing humor is not easy, but this author made it seem effortless. In a world filled with robots and AIs, Clunk endeared himself to me. Adversely, his human counterpart, Hal Spacejock, was just the opposite. I wanted to strangle him numerous times. But this was by the author's design. These two experience one hilarious snafu after another. Thankfully, it all ended well and I'm off to read the next book !!
Diary of a Snoopy Cat
Diary of a Snoopy Cat R.F. Kristi
Read the hilarious and breathtaking antics of Inca and her family of furry friends as recorded through the eyes of Inca a Siberian Kitty. Inca decides to start a Diary! A heart-pounding saga unfolds as she keeps the reader thrilled recording her detective exploits.
Code of Rainbow: Soaring Flame and the Dragon...
Code of Rainbow: Soaring Flame and the Dragon-transcending Magimal Weiqi Wang
This is the first book of a teen fantasy book series that nurtures the bloom of MAGIC in the soil of SCIENCE - something rarely attempted. The transition from magic to science will be bit by bit, so the early books do read like a "mainstream" magic fantasy.
Soarame has a pair of special eyes. He can see magic elements in this world, which are supposed to be invisible. This enviable gift of his could reveal the truth of the world, but it also puts him in danger.
Many animals in this world possess magic power, so they are called “magimals” - dragons as examples. Soarame fortunately got a baby magimal as his best friend, but they got into troubles together - troubles that were a lot bigger than dragons.
Could they survive?
Soarame has a pair of special eyes. He can see magic elements in this world, which are supposed to be invisible. This enviable gift of his could reveal the truth of the world, but it also puts him in danger.
Many animals in this world possess magic power, so they are called “magimals” - dragons as examples. Soarame fortunately got a baby magimal as his best friend, but they got into troubles together - troubles that were a lot bigger than dragons.
Could they survive?
beautiful cover :)
Looking forward to reading this!
I love the idea of a magimal! I want one too!
Sounds awesome!
This book sells itself with two simple words. MAGIC ANIMALS
The Best Laid Plans
The Best Laid Plans K.T. Davies
Theft, treachery, and the unquiet dead...
Did you hear the one about the thief and the sorcerer who went to rob a senator? No, of course you didn't, it's a dull tale hardly worth recounting. Ah. But what happened after, now that's a story.
After being most unfairly swived and abandoned in the wilds, Breed Blake stumbles upon a barbarian who is also having a very bad day. It turns out when the great oaf isn't being attacked by bandits, he's on a mission to save a damsel in distress being held somewhere in the doom-haunted Scathblight Mountains.
A bargain is struck, gold is promised, and trouble ensues.
Dark, grim and wickedly funny, The Best Laid Plans is an anarchic, baroque and roll introduction to the award shortlisted 'The Chronicles of Breed'
Did you hear the one about the thief and the sorcerer who went to rob a senator? No, of course you didn't, it's a dull tale hardly worth recounting. Ah. But what happened after, now that's a story.
After being most unfairly swived and abandoned in the wilds, Breed Blake stumbles upon a barbarian who is also having a very bad day. It turns out when the great oaf isn't being attacked by bandits, he's on a mission to save a damsel in distress being held somewhere in the doom-haunted Scathblight Mountains.
A bargain is struck, gold is promised, and trouble ensues.
Dark, grim and wickedly funny, The Best Laid Plans is an anarchic, baroque and roll introduction to the award shortlisted 'The Chronicles of Breed'
Loreticus and The Poisoned Orphan
Loreticus and The Poisoned Orphan J B Lucas
In the second book of the Loreticus Intrigues series, author J.B. Lucas will take you on a unique adventure through a web of spies and spymasters, puppets and puppeteers, truths and lies that will make every chapter a nail-biting experience!
In the line of Dumas's Musketeers and classic murder-mysteries, this is an action adventure for grown-up kids with imagination and questionable humour.
"I love this book! I'll read this several more times over the next year or more." Amazon reviewer
In the line of Dumas's Musketeers and classic murder-mysteries, this is an action adventure for grown-up kids with imagination and questionable humour.
"I love this book! I'll read this several more times over the next year or more." Amazon reviewer
Murder at Raven's Lodge
Murder at Raven's Lodge Lee Isserow
Rafe Clarke is a magical private investigator. He's by no means a great detective, but sometimes the last guy you're willing to call is exactly the guy you need..
.There's been a mystical murder at the notorious Raven's Lodge.
As much as they don't want to hire a guy who gets hit in the face way more often than doctors recommend, he's their only hope.
But this murder is going to turn out a hell of a lot stranger than even Rafe could expect...
.There's been a mystical murder at the notorious Raven's Lodge.
As much as they don't want to hire a guy who gets hit in the face way more often than doctors recommend, he's their only hope.
But this murder is going to turn out a hell of a lot stranger than even Rafe could expect...
Truthfully, nothing attracted me to Lee Isserow's A Sensitive Time till I read the first word. But this dark romance of the paranormal is utterly intriquing and perfectly written.
Fun and intruiging! Who DOESN’t want to read about a magical P.I.? Especially one who is a little less than perfect and is about to find himself in heaps of supernatural trouble!
A Knight's Quest for the Holy Grail
How To Create A Villain or Let Sleeping Cande...
How To Create A Villain or Let Sleeping Candemons Lie Jeremy Rodden
Toonopolis is a cartoon city that is home to the thoughts and ideas of all sentient beings in the universe. As the center of the Tooniverse, it acts as an other-worldly rest stop for these creations. In this short story, Roy G. Biv tries to be nice and invite the maligned Candemon to Princess Polipo's Sweet Sixteen party; things don't go exactly as he planned.
nice cover :)
Sounds just the type of book that kids would love!
This sound fabulous! Such an interesing premise :)
This is something completely different. Go Jeremy!
Cute!
The Unbelievable Death of Joseph Goldberg
The Unbelievable Death of Joseph Goldberg Oliver Franks
A darkly comic collection of fantastical short stories.
Joseph Goldberg is the wrinkled old man you see wrapped up in a fraying scarf and dusty trilby hat, hobbling along the seafront promenade in the dead of winter. He’s grizzled, cynical, bitter, and swears like a trooper. In his defence, he didn’t lead the life he wanted, and his closet is full of skeletons. But then, one cold day, something amazing happens. Something so mind blowing, Joseph hardly knows what to do with himself.
This book includes The Unbelievable Death of Joseph Goldberg, plus three other short stories.
Joseph Goldberg is the wrinkled old man you see wrapped up in a fraying scarf and dusty trilby hat, hobbling along the seafront promenade in the dead of winter. He’s grizzled, cynical, bitter, and swears like a trooper. In his defence, he didn’t lead the life he wanted, and his closet is full of skeletons. But then, one cold day, something amazing happens. Something so mind blowing, Joseph hardly knows what to do with himself.
This book includes The Unbelievable Death of Joseph Goldberg, plus three other short stories.
Complete filth. I loved it.
Sleight of Hand
Quiet Post (Preview)
Quiet Post (Preview) Stephen Goldin
The Quasiverse: A land that’s a combination of Oz, Wonderland, Discworld, and general surreality, where anything can happen and often does; a land of snow globe mines and french fries plantations; a land where bossy birds can have teeth and locks can be very particular about how you stick a key in them; a land where you never know what color the sky will be when you wake up in the morning and where murder victims can be only randomly dead.
Martia Rosenthal is escaping a bad love affair, and enlists for a diplomatic assignment in the Quasiverse. With the combination of her wealth and the position of sub-legate, she’s assured it will be a quiet post. But this bizarre world and the unusual nature of her friends, as well as her enemies, threatens to end her sanity--if not her life.
Martia Rosenthal is escaping a bad love affair, and enlists for a diplomatic assignment in the Quasiverse. With the combination of her wealth and the position of sub-legate, she’s assured it will be a quiet post. But this bizarre world and the unusual nature of her friends, as well as her enemies, threatens to end her sanity--if not her life.
Great title!
I'm honored to be able to include Nebula Finalist Stephen Goldin's Scavenger Hunt in my "select few" Group Giveaway. This vintage classic channels Barbarella while dishing out such delightfully diva-esque dialogue as "I'd turn positively green with envy, except then I'd clash with my own gown, so of course I won't" and "I've had three husbands since then... No, don't ask me what their names were, darling, I'm not an almanac..."
Unlucky Dip K'Barthan Series Prequel
Unlucky Dip K'Barthan Series Prequel M T McGuire
The Pan of Hamgee, a starving outlaw, bumps into Big Merv; the meanest, scariest gangster in the city and without thinking what he is doing, steals his wallet. When Big Merv realises what has happened The Pan’s future looks short. Unless he can persuade Big Merv to let him go he will be going for a short swim in concrete boots or recycled into one of the bridges of the Outer Ring Road, currently being constructed round the city.
Contents: Unlucky Dip (at 4k words) first chapter of first in series.
BONUS!!! When you download Unlucky Dip in return for mailing list sign up you will also receive the first 103,000 word novel in that series, Few Are Chosen. I hope you enjoy reading them both.
Contents: Unlucky Dip (at 4k words) first chapter of first in series.
BONUS!!! When you download Unlucky Dip in return for mailing list sign up you will also receive the first 103,000 word novel in that series, Few Are Chosen. I hope you enjoy reading them both.
Rise & Fall of President Frump by R. L. Saund...
Rise & Fall of President Frump by R. L. Saunders Living Sensical
Only a Frump could be elected in this modern age. Because no one trusted a man to get anything right anymore. The first female president fit the model, and this reporter was putting the pieces together on how she got elected.
She simply put a new approach to classic poltical ploys. The right gal at the rigth time.
All wasn't smooth sailing though...
With Bonus Short Stories:
The Integrity Implosions - A simple electronic circuit was developed that would detect anyone lying or skirting the truth by giving them the runs. And then it's circuit was released to the Internet and soon was mass produced to put into gag gifts. Of course, when these found their way to Congress...
The Chardonnay Conspiracy - Mrs. C_ was effectively limited to walking her woods and drinking Chardonnay while...
She simply put a new approach to classic poltical ploys. The right gal at the rigth time.
All wasn't smooth sailing though...
With Bonus Short Stories:
The Integrity Implosions - A simple electronic circuit was developed that would detect anyone lying or skirting the truth by giving them the runs. And then it's circuit was released to the Internet and soon was mass produced to put into gag gifts. Of course, when these found their way to Congress...
The Chardonnay Conspiracy - Mrs. C_ was effectively limited to walking her woods and drinking Chardonnay while...
I've read alot of postive reviews for this book. Adding now to my TBR.
A great alien world to explore. Imaginative and fun to read.
From the opening pages, the reader gets drawn into a world of intrigue and suspense. The writer continues to hold your attention without fail, don't miss this one, it reads like a binge-worthy show on Netflix!
This has to be a good book. The title alone makes me want to open the book.
Wow! Can't wait to read this!
Cats Typing Romance by R. L. Saunders
Cats Typing Romance by R. L. Saunders Living Sensical
Ever wonder how all these Romances and Academic papers get written?
Interestingly, most of these authors have pets. Cats, particularly, who like to type. Seriously. But you'll never know it. Because they get into your dreams at night and make you think you did all that typing.
Of course, this might explain some of the wild theories that come out of Universities these days, as well as the exotic Romances...
Excerpt:
F. D. C. Willard, a red tabby cross-bred house cat, was at his usual location for 3am. Typing out a new paper about helium-3 isotopes and the cosmic interrelationships of theoretical sub-orbital particles within nuclei.
Not that he was all that interested in the subject, but it was another chore of his.
Interestingly, most of these authors have pets. Cats, particularly, who like to type. Seriously. But you'll never know it. Because they get into your dreams at night and make you think you did all that typing.
Of course, this might explain some of the wild theories that come out of Universities these days, as well as the exotic Romances...
Excerpt:
F. D. C. Willard, a red tabby cross-bred house cat, was at his usual location for 3am. Typing out a new paper about helium-3 isotopes and the cosmic interrelationships of theoretical sub-orbital particles within nuclei.
Not that he was all that interested in the subject, but it was another chore of his.
I've read alot of postive reviews for this book. Adding now to my TBR.
A great alien world to explore. Imaginative and fun to read.
From the opening pages, the reader gets drawn into a world of intrigue and suspense. The writer continues to hold your attention without fail, don't miss this one, it reads like a binge-worthy show on Netflix!
This has to be a good book. The title alone makes me want to open the book.
Wow! Can't wait to read this!
Genesis
Genesis Jack Geurts
The New Old Testament is a re-imagining of the Bible as told to you by the drunk guy at the party. A drunk guy who seriously knows his scripture.
It's part adaptation, part commentary, and 100% not for people who take the Bible too seriously. It shares just as much DNA with animated shows like South Park, Rick and Morty, and Archer as it does with the Old Testament.
Whether or not you believe it actually happened, the Bible is a fascinating story, full of great characters, epic battles and incredible journeys. There's sex, there's love, there's betrayal, there's revenge. All that without any of the "sayeth's" or "unto's" or "thou's" that might have scared you off last time.
It's part adaptation, part commentary, and 100% not for people who take the Bible too seriously. It shares just as much DNA with animated shows like South Park, Rick and Morty, and Archer as it does with the Old Testament.
Whether or not you believe it actually happened, the Bible is a fascinating story, full of great characters, epic battles and incredible journeys. There's sex, there's love, there's betrayal, there's revenge. All that without any of the "sayeth's" or "unto's" or "thou's" that might have scared you off last time.
The Mysterious Soldier - Part I